How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown
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Does anyone else on the app have the Repulsive Rectangle. Why does it look like that now
2013:
Outrage! Shame! A desecration of the White House's history!
2025:
He's fulfilling a dream of his :) How beautiful :)
Wait WHAT! PAVING OVER THE ROSE GARDEN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK
Guess what's in the East Wing (or was):
- Office of the First Lady (won't need that anymore)
- Entrance for public tours (People's House won't be open to the People anymore)
- White House correspondence office (fuck written communications, we all tweet here)
- Graphics & Calligraphy office (AI can do that *shit emoji*)
- Presidential Family Theater (he has no family in residence and only ever watches TV while he eats)
Oh, and the whole East Wing is built atop the emergency bunker complex (built during WWII) which seems kind of important. Hope building a shitty ballroom in a total rush without reviewed or approved plans doesn't fuck anything up.
top five worst ways to be found:
5. out
4. guilty
3. wanting
2. lacking
1. by this email
It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead
idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem
i mean at the very least it means that you probably don't have to answer the email
i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One